I was dreaming about a boy!


How to you seriously lose someone on a ship?

do-morethan-kiss-thegirl:

That incentive is very convincing let me tell you. It’s the only way to suffer, Dell. Only way.

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Pity me? I could be in Rio tomorrow. I’m perfectly fine. Enjoy though, princess.

It does indeed sound that way. Of course you could; silly me. Ah well, still off to live it up. And I will. Oh, will I ever.

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Thanks, Eric. Enjoy yourself~.


How to you seriously lose someone on a ship?

do-morethan-kiss-thegirl:

I should. But then again, I’m trying this whole, do your work and finish out the year thing. Kind of being a good boyfriend that way, it has its perks. Ends justify the means in a way.

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Hah, oh! Ooooooh. Well, I guess with the right incentive anything can be tolerated, hmm? Boredom for sex. Very nice.

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Well mister, I hope you have a good time. I’ll take a moment to pity you while I play around in Rio~.


How to you seriously lose someone on a ship?

themonkeyisthe-sultan:

Its true.  I am not a good swimmer.  Should have thought of that before I got on this boat.

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You know, some men might be ashamed of being kept like this but - they really don’t know what they’re talking about.  Feels nice, won’t lie.  Pamper away, sugar momma.  What are we even near?  Ooh, how about Rio?  I won’t lie - I only suggested that to get you in one of those sexy parade costumes.  I’m a red blooded male, sue me.

Your faith in my has restored my ability to play!

I’d say. Well, I’m glad your lack of foresight led you here, regardless. You’re not entirely awful to be lost at sea with.

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I mean, you can cease to be pampered at any time, just say the word. I’ve just got the swag to blow so why not share? And while I’m at it, maybe I’ll indulge your whims in Rio, too. Why not? As long as I can be in a parade, even if it’s just a one-woman one. Watch me take control of those streets! I’ll have the course set right away.

Haha, that’s what I do! Lady Luck or whatever. Gogogo!


How to you seriously lose someone on a ship?

do-morethan-kiss-thegirl:

Eh, well lucky guess.

And yeah, there are definitely worse ways. Like writing papers for instance. 

Yes; writing papers is for sure a worse way. If that’s what you’re up to I suggest you cease doing so immediately. 

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How to you seriously lose someone on a ship?

themonkeyisthe-sultan:

Not the case, mi amor!!  

In other news, I have lost most of my money to your chef’s assistant in poker.  You haven’t been missing much… he cheats.

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There you are! 

Not that I was actually worried about you jumping ship or anything… yeah.

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Sounds eventful. No worries, I’ve got more than enough to get us through the rest of this trip! Which, is also why I was seeking you out- I’m tired of just floating around aimlessly; it’s been like three days since we’ve gone somewhere exciting! Where do you wanna go~?

PS I believe in you! Go kick some poker-cheater’s ass!


How to you seriously lose someone on a ship?

do-morethan-kiss-thegirl:

Depends. How drunk have you been in the last day?

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Wow, it’s like you know me. There may have been some drinking. Possibly a lot of drinking. No one’ll let me play around in the control room! This is what I’ve been subjected to! 

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Laying around the deck and drinking… ah well, I can think of worse ways to spend a day.


How to you seriously lose someone on a ship?

olympus-would-be-that-way:

So you think they did it? i’m just saying, you asked how you lose someone on a ship, that’s the only way I can think of.

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It may merit investigation.

What’s that saying? Yeah; guilty until proven innocent!


How to you seriously lose someone on a ship?

olympus-would-be-that-way:

By dropping them off the side and letting them drown?

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While I can think of quite a few people I’d happily do that to, I can’t say he’s one of him. Though the crew has been acting oddly…